Limericks: the challenge

We did a lesson on limericks, I challenged my students to write some of
their own... though I'm not sure how much of the lesson they understood,
the results were hilarious and here are some of my favorites:

There once was a girl from Tibet
All she ate every day was some yogurt
She want eat with a chicken
So we'll see her real soon
Because I have stolen his fruit.
-Qiangjiuzhouma

There once was a girl from Shannan
A boy from Shigatse she met
The boy took a flower
But the girl haven't received
He feel shy and went home.
-Cirendunzhu

There once was a boy from Shigatse
And he usually went to a tea house
But he one day drunk so many
Then prepared to pay money
Later he forgot take money and ran at once.
-Pubuciren

There once was a girl who you know
Everyday she at shamomo
She wanted some more
But the girl at the door
fell down so she felt shy immediately go
-Denzengqujia

There once a man who is a thief
He want have many knife in his life
One day he stole a knife
Look at very good
But got home he found is a wood!
-Baimadeji

There once was a man who you know
He want go to restaurant eating noodle
Although he are not money he had better enter eat
The landlord shout he pay the bill when he said take money forget
Landlord said you are leave here immediately now.
-Cirendeji

There once was a man named Tsering
And one day his teacher let me sing
But he stood up then cried
We didn't know what was reasoned
As result he lost one yuan this morning.
-Yuden

There once was an English student
Everyday to school went
He met a crazy driver
The man wants carry him
But he say "I have foot".
-Danzengqudeng

The sun sets on October first... and it rises.

I awoke to the live television streaming of the largest military parade
in this history of modern China and subsequently had the Chinese
national anthem stuck like a broken record in my head for the rest of
the day.

It was all I could do after such a display to curb my impulses to march
like a nutcracker down the street as I trailed after my friend to some
fairly quiet park where we could study Tibetan writing. Highlights of
the lesson include a devastating amount of sub and superscripts as well
as the largest spider I have ever seen mistake my friend's trousers for
a bench as it sunbathed. He was a welcome distraction from the
absolutely humiliating prospect of learning such a complicated language.

That afternoon I wrote some letters home with four Tibetan sisters
pouring over every word written, leaning onto my arm and shoulder,
spilling onto my lap. I left for fear of turning into a couch or bowl
for humanity. As I made dinner I watched a recorded vision of the
Beijing Civilian parade complete with a float for everything that China
is proud of and one for each of the thirty some odd provinces
complimented by the unending soundtrack of the national anthem. The
environmental achievement float had long been dismissed by the time that
the thousands of red latex balloons were released into the atmosphere.

I washed the dinner dishes in a red plastic bowl of warm soapy water and
couldn't help but feel that something had been wasted, perhaps my whole
day.

Plans erased, delayed, vanished like a dream upon awakening. Plans like
a ball of yarn unraveled on the floor. Plans transient, ephemeral like a
mist. Phantom plans, dazed plans, lost and forgotten plans.

I went for a walk in frustration. I walked around our school's nearly
deserted track. I walked for an hour.

Every lap around, in spite of my frustration, I witnessed the clouds
change hue in the setting of the sun on this wasted day. White like
cotton, now pink like lemonade, now orange like a flame streaking across
the sky, now blue gray like the tears of a whale, now hardened into the
color of slate... now only a shadow on the moon.

And so the sun set on October first.... this morning I awoke to the play
of light dancing merrily across the tips of the mountains and the cool
breeze sneaking through my window and wondered at this world where one
day is wasted and we are so freely and generously just given another,
and another, and another until He returns.

This is my difficult to forget day

I rushed back with news from the teachers office that this Sunday was
actually Wednesday and thus, in a way only made possible by the Chinese,
we would be having classes. With the sheer drizzle of the
uncharacteristically gray sky and my mind a swirl of confusion over the
days and recently learned Tibetan food items including "monk cake" I
nearly missed the shy student who I had in classes last year who was
waiting at my house fifteen minutes before our scheduled tea time.

I nearly missed her, but I had not forgotten her.

It was providence which had allowed such a time to be set up, it was a
random trip to buy three potatoes which allowed me to run into her, it
was a years worth of insistence that we have tea that accumulated to
this moment, it was her shy giggles and sweet notes and question asked
with lowered eyes "do you want to know my story?" which provoked such
insistence for a tea time. And now, it was happening.

In the damp cool of the morning we dodged the freshmen doing military
training in distracted clumps outside my building, we scampered out
through the school gate and started the hike over to Sera Monastery
because "tea houses near school have many students, I am shy." We
predictably decided on sweet tea and made our way over to some unsteady
benches under a tree heavy with wet. Our conversation, vaguely
reminiscent of a trip round the world, touched on many things: how she
was the first in her family to go to college, how her best friend
studies in inland China, how she often feels lonely, how I am so nice,
how she wonders if her decisions are correct or if she is a fool, how
potatoes are her favorite vegetable, how she thinks she is too young for
a boyfriend, how she is saddened by the pressure from other students to
have one, how Beijing is the capital of China and potatoes, bu shi, the
Potala is the capital of Lhasa, how it is her dream to talk to a
foreigner and now her dream has come true.

The salty spice of the potatoes washed down with the milky sweet of the
tea and the low clouds rolling overhead shaking drops of rain from the
overhanging tree. The staggering mountains and crumbling buildings seem
to converge and how many times did she say 'Teacher this is my difficult
to forget day'?

Why?

'Because teacher, today I am with you.'
How many difficult to forget days does one need before one recognizes
the One who never forgets? Will her next difficult to forget day have
the same sweet tea and potatoes that she eats everyday? When she meets
Him, because He is obviously very close to her, will she also find Him
difficult to forget? Once she has long forgotten me and all the English
she has ever learned will she find the Spirit which makes me so
memorable difficult to forget?

May He be impossible to forget.

The lake in the sky: a trip to Namtso

I have seen:

A Tibetan man as old as time with Aviator sunglasses

The freckles on an egg like stars in the sky

Herds of livestock like ants dotting lime green hills

Roads so high one drives through the clouds

Four ducks traverse a wilderness

A lake so blue and wide one mistakes it for the sky with the dizzying
feeling of walking upside down

Bread escape into the waves like a renegade lifeboat

A woman in a long wool coat standing before a frozen carcass in the low
light of dawn

As many shades of green as the human eye can process

Three filthy siblings who do not know where they are from but only that
they are hungry

Chinese people have entire conversations with bits of bread and cakes
barely clinging to the inside of their mouths

Stones and caves that appear to be rigid versions of a child's mound of
pockmarked play dough

Villages mistaken for postcards a blink and then gone

I must have seen a thousand yaks.

Navy blue: the color of ink and novice robes

The thin pages of my notebook fluttered in the cool breeze and dipped
into some sweet milk tea mishaps on the concrete block which served as a
table. The long strokes of the fountain pen looked like a well made bed
on the paper and as I, with snail-like dexterity, penned the next letter
my unswervingly optimistic and dedicated friend patiently offered advice
and antidotes in soft belabored English as cool as the blue ink on the
page.

The sun filtering through the trees of the courtyard outside of Sera
Monastery left shifting dappled marks on my face and paper and as I
blinked in the glare an entire class of novice monks surrounded our study.

Having just finished their own Tibetan script lessons, nothing could
have amused them so much as such a foreigner learning at the rate of a
child half their age. They offer advice, repeating from the ridges of
forced memory the very phrases my friend had been teaching. They squat
and crowd the small table and paper in the shuffle knocking tea cups and
fingering old notebooks. They repeat letters slowly to me, they beg me
to hold the pen differently, they give me one of their own pens. Their
robes are too big for them and the smell as though never been washed.
Soon they will doff the public navy colored robes for some bright maroon
ones of their own, if they pass the test. They grin and laugh and
chatter and take turns practicing the letters themselves. They can't be
older than fifteen years and as I glance through the now shadow now
light at their faces I realize that they are as distinct as the letters
which I practice though can barely read.

Where have these boys come from? How long have they been here? What is
their future?

They are called away by an older monk, presumably their instructor. But
wait, a moment later one named Nawang returns sans robe to offer us some
of his own study materials. Out of a plastic notebook with Snow White
stickers on the inside he pulls page after page of practice sentences in
various different scripts which he begs to give me along with his pen.
As quickly as this surprise gift giving spree begins he disappears up
the crumbling steps away into a nearby tea house.

Learning this language has been one of the single greatest blessings of
my time here. What do I have that I did not receive?

Where do you wash your body?

The puffy white clouds sliding across a piercingly blue sky offer a
delicious contrast to the silken threads of the spider's web delicately
clinging to my window.

My stomach really hurts. I am pained but not surprised what with the
combination of corn pancakes topped with sprinkles, spicy fish and tofu
soup, fried noodles and vegetables, hairy chunks of yak meat, and MSG,
not to mention enough sweet tea, butter tea, salt tea, and milk tea to
flood a small valley, having been ingested in the past few days. So it's
only crackers and sprite for now... okay what's a little more tea?

My body's rejection of my dietary habits have given me a blessed chance
to pause.

I once read somewhere that the Creator of all things is not only that,
He is apt to create anything. These past few days I've become convinced
of that reality... I live in the crevice of blinding contrasts that defy
the rule that the opposite and equal cannot both be true in the same
space. They can, and they are.

The same school that does not provide student housing with running water
is undergoing a curriculum revamp that requires their Chinese teachers
to learn Western educational techniques. Teacher's who never speak
English can, in English, attempt to persuade you to go to Karaoke with
them. This same country which wears western fast food chains like cheap
jewelry cannot seem to make a chocolate bar. The same street that hums
and honks at all hours of the day and night with traffic is periodically
forced to a standstill by lazy cows batting their eyes in the glare of
the afternoon sun. There are temples dedicated to the gods of alcohol
surprising the unsuspecting cyclist on a less traveled street and cars
with DVD players installed in the dashboard. Streets are marked with
human feces and frequented by students wearing the latest shoe fashions.
The same city that designs to build an underground walkway through busy
intersections cannot seem to clothe or feed it's ragged children. The
landscape is staggeringly majestic and the homes are pitifully bare. The
women's fingers are raw and chapped but such brands cannot hide her
illiteracy. Workers come to call minutes before class begins only to
drill holes through the door and leave, scatterings of sawdust and the
lingering smell of cigarette smoke the only evidence that my TV might
one day be upgraded to digital. I usually have access to internet but
cheese is as scare as if I lived on the ocean floor. Students who are
too shy to look directly at you can recite with poignant clarity Maya
Angelou's poem "I know why the caged bird sings". Our school's football
field is adorned with replicas of space rockets and our classrooms boast
only cracked chalkboards. Visiting celebrities and wealthy tourists come
and go and the dust barely shudders.

In this small valley, this upward palm of the earth, everything exists.
Demons and angels battle it out in the streets alongside small children
with shreds for shoes playing jump rope and eating hot dogs on sticks.
Sweet popcorn is sold from splintered and stained wooden half shelters
next to incense and tiny buddha's to be worn around the neck as a charm.
I am just as likely to be asked if I have any spare change as where I
wash my body. Plans are constructed out of strings as thin as the
spider's and change like the clouds slip sliding across the sky.

And what a beautiful sky it is. What an alarming Creator He is. May He
mold me into someone as capable of understanding and surviving in and
loving such contrast as those who have been in its midst all their lives
and no longer recognize the incongruities. And may He fix my stomach
that way too.

Happy Wacky Day!

I should have known that it was going to be different when the text
messages started at 11:30 the night before.

"Miss Kelly I think you are very careful and good teacher"
"I am always happy to be your student"
"Happy teachers day to you"

Today was Teacher's Day... but for everything that I understand about
the world it could have been Wacky Day.
Here is an inconclusive list of everything wacky I saw or experienced
today:
- a smoke filled apartment building due to some wok experimentation
- a co-worker enter a banquet with wads of tissue stuck up her nose
- a lady clipping her fingernails at the banquet table
- a man pour foam from his beer on the carpeted floor
- the vice president of our school massacre a popular chinese tune
- people just picking up random open bottles from nearby tables to take
a swig
- a teacher who I've never heard speak English try to persuade me to go
to KTV
- a fruit basket that required two students to carry it
- a mind numbing array of "banquet" attire: everything from sweatshirts
to chupas to suits to jeans
- a beggar woman point to my students wad of cash when he said "I've no
money"
- a 9:30p visitation from a group of students wishing to give me a gift
- etc

Teacher's Day: a chance to be blown away by the adoration and kindness
of your students and the rapidity with which your co-workers get trashed
at a banquet. Happy Wacky Day everyone!