Who says exams aren't fun?

So it's official, my students are hilarious. I was afraid that the tedium of speaking exams would bore me to a dull stupor. Instead I have been able to look forward to each one with glee!

Here is a snapshot of what exams this week have looked like. I am so proud.

Quxi: He is very handsome and kind.
Lamu: You are lucky.
Quxi: Thank you. Would you like beef?

Gu: ... Look there!
Qiu: Where!
Gu: There... (pointing wildly at me) who is she?

Huang Tao: Can you introduce a doctor to me?
Xiao Liang: Yes. Of course.
Huang Tao: What is he like?
Xiao Liang: He is so cool!

Daughter: She comes from America.
Mom: Cool, America is the most developed country at present.

Sang Zhu: He is cool and funny and friendly. Oh it's time for lunch. My mother is waiting for me. Bye!

BaSangDeJi: Where are you going?
CiDanZhuoMa: I am going to your home to ask you some questions about English.
BaSangDeJi: Oh.

Suo Guo: Why do you get up so early?
Suo Yang: because there are just a few days before final exam. I am afraid that I will fail my exam.
Suo Guo: Take it easy!

BaiMa: What is she like?
Qu Zhen: She is pretty and very friendship. She often give me happy.

CiRen: You can't help me, becaue my lovely cat is just death.
BaSang: You don't sad. I can help you. Yesterday my family's big cat give birth to three small cat. I can give you one of a small cat.
CiRen: Really?
BaSang: Yes, tomorrow afternoon two o'clock I give you a small cat.

JiLaMu: What a nice day! The air is so fresh.
BaSangLaMu: But it might be very cold at night. Put on more clothes please.

Ciba: yes in the morning I went to the hospital but I forget to bring money!
DanZeng: It's okay, Lisa can help you. I will call, she send some medicine.
Ciba: Who is she?
DanZeng: She is my sister she is a doctor.
Ciba: How old is she?
DanZeng: She is nineteen years old.